What do you call a dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?