Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How do you make antifreeze?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?