Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How do you organize a space party?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?