Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How do you drive a man crazy?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?