What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What school subject really rocks?
Which superhero is best at baseball?