What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do termites go camping?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where does laundry go to college?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?