What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Ben & Jerry Maguire.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is the most faithful insect?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What fish sings the best?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do rhinos charge?