Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?