What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
What's a forklift?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?