What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Wings.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's a henway?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What event do spiders love to attend?