Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?