What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What birds make average students?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...