What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do stars go to college?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?