What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.