What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?