My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did March say to the madness?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?