What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where do termites go camping?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?