What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How did the tree get lost?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?