Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which subject has two parts?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?