What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which insect is the smartest?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do fleas travel?