What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
Why do hogs play so much football?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What building always gets stains on it?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do ducks have for lunch?