What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Baking soda.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?