Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?