What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?