Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why are goats so funny?
Which plant has the best roar?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do books love to go on vacation?