What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What kind of books do boats write?