What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?