How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
You whip out the doggy paddle.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where do actors go to pray?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?