What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
A garbage truck.
How are teens like cats?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which family member has tusks?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?