What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?