Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How do hurricanes see?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?