What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Families are like fudge.
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What building always gets stains on it?