What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which insect makes the best father?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?