What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is the coolest country?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?