Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's E.T. short for?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do kittens know so much about church?