What is a spider's favorite book?
Charlotte's Web!
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How do you make antifreeze?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?