What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
Why did the foal cough?
How do you get straight A's?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a small mom?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What color are all the books in the library?