What's a tuna's favorite game?
Go fish.
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was the bee sad?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...