What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the foal cough?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
When do ghosts love to go camping?