What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?