Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?