Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How much money does a skunk have?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?