What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?