What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?