What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do cats wear to work?
What do Scottish toads play?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call two birds stuck together?