Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do surfers go to school?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's the most athletic footwear?