Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do cubes make great referees?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?