Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
When do mice play every day?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?