What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How do hurricanes see?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?