When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's the loudest sport?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?