What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?