What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?