What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What day is your mom always right?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
This candy bar is a real home run.