What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?