What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do nosey peppers do?