Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What country has the most fish?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?