Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?