Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the math book sad?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?