Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the scariest letter?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the sardine call the submarine?