What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How do bees get to school?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?